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Robot Unicorn Attack Prequel by BiSnarkian Robot Unicorn Attack Prequel by BiSnarkian
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I don't know what any of this is, except cute. A friend said I only like Robot Unicorn Attack because it was like Lisa Frank's stuff, but I thought it should be cuter. [Truthfully, I'm in it for the dolphins.]

And then as I was sketching, I started making up a story as to WHY Unicorn has to smash stars and fairies.

Once upon a time, when the world was new and the stars still hung suspended in the sky by gossamer strands of silk, a unicorn was built.

And its name was Robot Unicorn. Robot Unicorn was new and shiny, and generally content with its life.

Unicorn’s best friend was Dolphin, a similarly constructed robot dolphin. Together they pranced and danced along the purple grassy plains and pure blue oceans of their world enjoying their robotic lives.

And for the first time in the robotic landscape, there was ‘emotion’. Dolphin cared for Unicorn as Unicorn cared for Dolphin, although since neither had genitalia and there was no internet, it never occurred to them take their relationship to the next level. But despite the lack of sex, they lived happily – the first of their kind to ever be happy, although they didn’t know that.

But the Robot Fairies, specifically Robot Fairy 1224, were jealous of the seeming happiness of the pair, and plotted to destroy this disgusting new thing called ‘emotion.’ The fairies sent in a secret agent to get close to the pair and try to break them apart from the inside, but once the fairy experienced the happy glow of their friendship, it too fell prey to ‘emotion’ and refused to complete its mission.

The Robot Fairy council planned again. Since they were too small to launch any sort of effective attack, they would have to make use of their environment to destroy the pair. Grass was useless, and the rocks were too heavy for the tiny fairies, robots though they were, to push.

That left the stars. The beautiful stars, held to the heavens by a single thread. Surely if a star crashed down upon the pair, they would be smashed to smithereens and the world could return to its emotionless state of stability.

And so the plot was carried out, one sunny day, and the thread of the star was cut as Unicorn and Dolphin played below. It plummeted to the earth with disturbing speed, since it too was made of metal.

But the fairy agent, its wires filled with something akin to love, shoved Unicorn and Dolphin out of the way. The star crushed the tiny fairy instead.

Dolphin and Unicorn nuzzled the smoking remains in vain, trying to cobble their friend back together. All efforts failed.

Vaguely annoyed by their failed attempt, the fairies cut more and more stars, furious when Dolphin and Unicorn simply dodged them.

As more and more stars fell, the balance of the world shifted in ways unforeseen by the fairy council. The land grew light and began to float, as the seas grew smaller and fell further and further away, until the land was a series of disconnected cliffs, dotted by abandoned stars.

No more could Dolphin and Unicorn play. No more was their circuitry filled with joy. Dolphin, unbeknownst to Unicorn, was safe in the water far below, but Unicorn had been trapped by a circle of dropped stars on a tiny bit of cliff.

Resigned to its lonely fate, Unicorn waited for the fairies to cut the next string. Then it heard the squeals of Dolphin, calling out to it from the water below. Dolphin was alive!

Given the pattern of falling stars, it was only a matter of time until the fairies managed to hit Dolphin, even in the water. Unicorn had to act.

It raced across the tiny space, ramming itself into a star, which exploded in the wake of robotic unicorn force. A fairy nearby was watching in what looked to be shock. Unicorn ran it through, delighting in its scream of terror.

Shaking the remnants of fairy off its horn, Unicorn raced off along the landscape, determined to destroy the stars and the fairies and bring the land back to its normal state so that it and Dolphin could once again be together.


But destroying stars on land doesn't replace them in the heavens! And killing all the fairies will unbalance the robot ecosystem! Who can possibly save the land of Robot Unicorn?
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:iconbevmouse:
bevmouse Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
There is so much art of this game... If you check out my 'Mythical Animals' favorite folder, it is full of art for this game!
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Lolliangel00 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
So cute :heart:
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xTheShinyMewGirlx Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Both things are cute!
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cavemanpony Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
OMG that was amazing. I love the picture AND your story *P*
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Cloverleafwishclan Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dies of cuteness :iconiloveyouplz:
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oolaaylasienn Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist
:iconiloveyouplz:
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nyangirliemeow Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
i still have no clue how to get the friggin dolphins...
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GallifreyanGirl94 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
so cute <3
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Myrafur Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Had to come back to my favorite SBC fanart and give it some props!
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gigglemeister Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
Ahhh! The cuteness is overwhelming. Must. Reboot.

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And I love the story you wrote for it too!
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RavenDuskk Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012  Student General Artist
You would never even think that this could be adult swim by looking at the picture..
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wolfwundur Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
luv it!!!! dolphin is a guy, and unicorn is a girl right?
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MorbidOptimist Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:heart:
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Chowderlover309 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So Cute!
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nikiwolf3 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
so cute!!
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xxAiko-chanxx Featured By Owner May 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AWWWWWEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ellesun Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awww cute! I always wanted to play this game but, I havenīt the time for this...(it could be adictive ;) ) someday...
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Phenoca Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2011
This needs to go with background music: [link]
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Ponyta Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I loved your little story behind this, it's awesome ;)
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SharpySplash Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
This is such an amazing game! Beautiful picture!
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Hyacinth7 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011
So cute & chibi!! :love:
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bluebauble Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010
You know, when I first played the game, I thought that the more dolphins showed up, the closer you would be to the end.. but that wasn't true of course =P

What an imaginative story! I loved reading this! :love:
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BiSnarkian Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010
I actually managed to get a run of 50000 points, and it turns out they stop showing up after 35000 points or so. I was so sad when I discovered that.

Thanks for the comment!
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bluebauble Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
Really? How you ever got that many points I will never know :faint:
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BiSnarkian Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011
When it first came out it was a bit glitchy, and it moved a bit slower which made it easier to rack up the points. I've never been able to duplicate that score.
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Shadow-Kyuubi Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010
Aww~ Great story to go along with the picture. I love it.
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xEternusAstrumLunax Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
awesome!
I love the part "Dolphin cared for Unicorn as Unicorn cared for Dolphin, although since neither had genitalia and there was no internet, it never occurred to them take their relationship to the next level. But despite the lack of sex, they lived happily – the first of their kind to ever be happy, although they didn’t know that."
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BiSnarkian Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
Thanks! I confess that's my second-favorite line of the whole thing.
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xEternusAstrumLunax Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010
lol
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yokogreyword Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Dang! This is just tooooooo adorable!
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MorpheousGrl Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
you should write the heavy metal story
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BiSnarkian Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2010
I've been thinking of doing just that, actually.
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MorpheousGrl Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
brilliant
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BlackWings86 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
I've become addicted to this game, and I've only been playing for 12 hours. :crazy:
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xanderman1201 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2010
every time i play the game and its sequel i think of this story.
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Soudius Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Student General Artist
HARMONY HARMONY OHHH LOVE ♥♥♥
[link]
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Uliax3 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:D:D:D:D Hahaha so addictive n.n
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animefreak120 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I love the story. It should totally be an animated TV show or comic or something. I would watch it. xD
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BiSnarkian Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2010
So would I. It would be adorable.
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RozenMaidenFan Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
This...This is so amazing T^T
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silvanoir Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2010  Hobbyist
unicorns and sparkles, my girly weakness...
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:iconphenoca:
Phenoca Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010
OMG
How can you come-up with this BiSnarkian?? May all your dreams come true ^_^
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784 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
That's beyond cute!!!
(Too bad I'm not carrying a girl...)


"Does this pregnancy make me look fat?"
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Karichi Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw, I love the lil story. And the picture is so cute.
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BiSnarkian Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
Thank you!
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Miranthia Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg it's all kinds of d'aw!!
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Hikari-Dareigan Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Absolutely amazing, and so creative. I LOVED it. x3

And you did a great job on the picture, they look so shiny and adorable <3
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Hikari-Dareigan Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
You're quite welcome. ^^

And from now on when I play RUA, I will keep this story in mind. And destroy those evil fairies with all my might. >:3
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CharlieRenwick Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010  Student Filmographer
Haha great idea, I got a good laugh out of this! Thank you!
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